Habitable world found IRL

[Xantheose]

Look, Slaxx, we get it.  You're insecure about your attraction to Dean, so you try to hide it by repeatedly dunking his tail in your inkwell.  But it's not working.  We can all see through your mask to the burning obsession beneath, and continuing this farce is painfully boring.  Just do yourself and the universe a favor and grow the fuck up already.  Admit that you want nothing more than to have his foxy bits throbbing inside your froghole, buy him a nice bouquet, and see how things go.  Then you can finally get on with life, one way or another.

And Xantheose2, honey, it's okay to just be a cocoa bean.  You don't need to keep gluing Dean's shed fur to yourself like this.  It's not healthy, psychologically or physically.  Just be yourself.  Yes, I know, you're worried you won't be able to steal Slaxx's attention away from Dean if you do, but in all honesty, it's the only way.  You'll never be half the fox Dean is, so quit trying to beat him at his own game.  Be you.  And if Slaxx can't appreciate you for who you really are, so what?  There are many other frogs in the jungle.  I've heard good things about the Dendrobatidae family. ;)

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